Previously unavailable at ANY Price

 

Photo and Size Comparison of the TWD-1
(Actual delivered unit will be the same approximate size but may have a different form.)

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The TWD-1 is a 2 piece, completely self-contained remote control TENS unit from the Battery Boys* and made available through Unc'. Yes! Now you create radio waves that are converted to waves of pain or pleasure to be received by your subbie. With a range of up to 50 feet, the first wave will remind subbie that their owner calls, the second wave will say bring me a drink and the third wave .......well that's up to you.

* The Battery Boys is a working title. No legal partnership between the presenters exists and none should be explicitly or implicitly implied.

What Comes With the TWD-1?: Alligator clips that can connect to electrodes (not directly to the nipples). Pig Tails that can wire wrap to another device. Standard mini headphone jack and Standard micro headphone jack are available. If you are unsure we suggest alligator clips (most universal).

 

Sold as a novelty only. This is not a medical device and no representations are being made regarding usability or suitability for ANY medical procedure.

This unit uses the same components as used in our successful class offering Build Your Own Remote-Controlled TENS Unit. See a review of this class and this unit in the June, 2002 issue of the Society of Janus' "Growing Pains".

You can of course build your own unit by attending the next Battery Boys* Class (Click Here) OR if you still want a TWD-1but can't or don't want to attend the class, a TWD-1can be shipped to you for $75.00 plus $10.00 shipping and handling (by USPS Priority Mail to anywhere in the United States or Canada).

How do I get such a marvelous offer? ß

STEP 1 -

COPY and PASTE the following text into the body (message portion) of an e-mail --
(NOTE that all information you give will be held strictly CONFIDENTIAL will not be disclosed to any other parties except for The Battery Boys* and Unc')

(Paste the following in the SUBECT line of your e-mail:)
>>>YES I WANT TO BUY A TWD-1<<<

 

(Then Paste the following message in the BODY of your e-mail:)

Yes Unc', I want a TWD-1

FULL LEGAL NAME:

ADDRESS:

CITY: STATE: ZIP:

E-MAIL ADDRESS:
(if sending this by FAX or Snail Mail)

Send me

______ TWD-1 ('s) @$75.00ea....$________
to the above shipping address

I would like one of the following out-puts on my TWD-1:

Leads with alligator clips ________
(adaptable to many electrodes)

1/8-inch phono jack....... ________
(no leads
-used for Folsom Electric
electrodes)

1.5-mm phono jack......... ________
(no leads
-used for Rimba electrodes)

I am a California resident,
so I'm including the
8.25% sales tax ($6.19 ea.)....$________
(No tax for out of state orders)

ADD $10.00 shipping and handling
(sent by USPS Priority Mail)
for each TWD-1.................$________

ADD $3.00 transaction fee
if paying by PayPal™...........$________

 

..........MY TOTAL.............$________

 

I certify that I am at or above the Age of Majority where I live.

I ALSO CERTIFY THAT I UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING:

- The TWD-1 is being sold as a novelty item only.

- I agree to indemnify and hold harmless Uncle Abdul, the Battery Boys, and their assigns jointly and severally from any loss, liability, injury, damage or cost that they may occur through the use of the TWD-1, whether caused by my negligence or otherwise.

- I acknowledge that The Battery Boys is a working title, and that no legal partnership between the parties exists and none should be explicitly or implicitly implied.

 

CHOOSE ONE --

__ I will pay by check (made out to
'Uncle Abdul') and mailed to

Uncle Abdul
530 Showers Drive
Bldg. 7 - Ste. 224
Mountain View, CA 94040

__ I will pay by PayPal™ and have included an extra
payment of $3.00 (see above) to cover the Transaction Fee.

STEP 2 -- Fill in the information requested in the above text after you PASTE it into the E-Mail.

STEP 3 -- Send that E-Mail to Uncle Abdul.

STEP 4a -- If you are paying by check, make your check payable to 'Uncle Abdul' and mail it to:

Uncle Abdul
530 Showers Drive
Bldg. 7 - Ste. 224
Mountain View, California 94040
Attn: Battery Boys Class

Be sure to put the date of your E-Mail on the check.

STEP 4b -- If you are paying by PayPal, then go to the Pay Pal Website, and make your payment to the 'UncleAbdul@gMail.com' account. There will be an additional charge of $3.00 (see order above) to cover the cost of the transaction fee.

STEP 5 -- When Unc' gets your E-Mail order, you will get an acknowledgement E-Mail in return.

STEP 6 -- When Unc' gets your payment (either by check or by PayPal), you will get another E-Mail acknowledging such. Delivery by USPS Priority Mail will be made when payments have cleared. You will get another E-mail with the USPS tracking number.

 

YOU MAY ALSO ORDER A TWD-1 BY FAX -- Just PRINT out the Registration Message (above) onto a piece of paper and fax it to (413-647-4689). Then follow Steps 2 and 4('a' or 'b') through Step 6.

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© COPYRIGHT by Uncle Abdul August, 2004. All rights are strictly reserved. No copies-paper, electronic, magnetic, optical, or through other means-shall be permitted except by direct, written authorization of the copyright holder.

The Battery Boys is a working title. No legal partnership between the parties exists and none should be explicitly or implicitly implied.